Lusting While Dusting

by Aussiescribbler

A male employee of a nude cleaning company is sexually harassed by a sexy female client in this very short story.

Genres: Erotica

ebook

First published February 1, 2011

About the author

I'm a person who writes about what he knows and about what he doesn't know.

While currently happy and creative, I spent much of my life struggling with various forms of mental illness, including endogenous depression, OCD and bipolar disorder. So when I write about psychology and how we can free ourselves from mental suffering I'm writing from experience. For this more serious writing I use the name Joe Blow.

When it comes to my humorous erotica, I don't write from experience. It would be hard to find someone less experienced in the sexual arena than myself, but how many science fiction writers have actually been to Mars? My specialty here is smutty genre parodies with an anarchistic slant in that authority figures (usually male) come a cropper when they come up against sexually uninhibited and spirited rebels (usually female). Oh, and there are usually some really bad puns.

I'm also a movie fanatic with a love of all genres and eras of cinema, and that of most nationalities... though I'm yet to be convinced about Portugal.

My ebooks are available via Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and I-Tunes.

Reviews

[Michael Laney · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you've ever been a member of a story submission site, and you like hanging out in the forums then you've probably come across an author or two who looks pretty interesting, and you say to yourself, Yeah, I should check their stuff out. However, either your own work, or a list of other things to read (or do) keeps you from getting around to it. There was such a person when I was a member of Lushstories that fell into that category, someone who was on my "to read" list, but I never got to. Well, one of the few things good that happened after I joined das FaceBooken was that I came across that person again, one Aussiescribbler. And I have to say that I'm glad to have found the time to give him a read as the awesome Aussiescribbler brings a unique blend of comedy and eroticism in little doses that always leave a smile on my face by the time I get to the end. (And how many people can say that an erotic story made them smile while still dressed from the waist down?) If you've ever had the pleasure of reading any of Auss's stories you know why he calls them Funny Boners.

First in the que of the awesome Aussie's stories that I have been sitting on is a little tale by the name of Lusting While Dusting. It's a very quick read about a man who works for a fully nude cleaning service. His one client, Dora, is quite a problem. She's always being suggestive as to the things he should clean. The rules are specific about employee/customer contact, but when you're as inventive as Da-da, da-da-da, Dora, there's always a way around the rules!

I was going to quote my favorite line from this little story, but it is such a short piece that I'm afraid that it would give too much away. One of Auss's greatest talents is telling an entertaining story in a very few pages and making it work. That's why Lusting While Dusting is every bit worth the Five Stars I'm giving it.

Now, here's the best part. Right now, at this moment, Aussiescribbler is making his entire body of work free, so it's a great time to become acquainted with the erotic humor author from Down Under.

[Don Abdul · Rating 5 out of 5]

Though a short one, this story is so hot, humorous and well written. I'd recommend it to anyone in search of good erotica.
-Don Abdul
(Author of A Hero's Due)

[Jwezi · Rating 2 out of 5]

way to short and somewhat funny. but its not complete and the excitement was gone..:/

[Maggie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Super short but cute