Sneaky Tricks for snagging dates and meeting people

by John Harold McCoy

Ok... you're 5 feet tall, weigh three hundred and ninety pounds, have a flat head, a hunchback, and your dog won't play with you unless you've got food. Is there any hope? Damned straight there is. Just take Uncle John's advice and you'll be breathing heavy in the back seat of a late model crew-cab pickup truck in no time.

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First published August 7, 2011

About the author

I live in St. Petersburg, Florida. I love it here. There are dolphins in the bay and parrots in the palm trees. There are miles of beautiful gulf beaches teaming with luscious young snow bunnies, and cool, dark bars where you can guzzle margaritas while hiding from the mid-day sun.

I write, read, eat, drink and sleep...and kick George (ill-tempered mutt) for crapping in the house. The four wives have all run off somewhere so I don’t have to take out the garbage till I’m good and ready, and the kids find me boring and stay away - till they need something.

I’m quite happy.