Borzag and the Numerical Apocalypse by JASON EARLS A martial arts instructor by day, not even a science fiction fan, Tyrone Vadas has been receiving strange visits lately from a gargantuan alien with numerous undulating appendages. The alien returns every night attempting to give Tyrone a special gift. But he doesn't want it. Then the numbers begin. They go on and on and never seem to end. Will Tyrone ever accept the alien's gift? And could the multitude of numbers be signaling the end of the fucking world? life.exe by JASON ROGERS What if 'people' really did live in a matrices dominated existence?
This one is pretty good. Weird but good. Arm wrestling with aliens occurs in once chapter. Borzag the robot takes good care of Colonel Vadas in one chapter when he's had his plasma sucked out by a monster on another planet.