Within this whimsical kit lives your very own gnome. Treat him well and he will bring you countless hours of joy and good luck. But beware of his mischief, and never let him out of your sight!
Included is a miniature coldcast garden gnome, a faux lawn encased in a handsome wood-grain frame, decorative flowers, exotic backdrops, and a full-color, illustrated book on the history and lore of these delightful mystical creatures.
The writer of this book is a friend of mine. He's a hack, but a pleasant enough guy. He bathes often, dresses sharp, a pretty good kisser...
o.k. o.k. so maybe this is shameless self-promotion in lieu of an agent. Whatever whatever...if you buy a copy of this kit, next time we meet, the drinks are on me...
I didn't actually read this book, but the gnome book I read wasn't on good reads. It would feel wrong to give this a low score because I'm sure the nice people who made it tried very hard.
Surprisingly good for a book that comes with a gnome-kit (small desktop gnome + scenery + book), it reads a lot like a well-done wikipedia article, there are a lot of helpful mentions of gnome-statue history and modern day gnome statue makes.