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The Fantasiser The Fantasiser by E.J. Wood
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“I was having my own game of tug of war with my cyclops at least once a night.”
E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser
“Most of the guests here are psychotic gang bangers anyway!”
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“Today we are going to discover all about your vagina.”
E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser
“As I pull down my dress the sudden
realisation that I have just brutalised my own twat in the company of others places me in the most perplexing situation that I have ever found myself in.”
E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser
“You will be my mortal sin Ileana.”
E.J. Wood, The Fantasiser