Yesterday I Was Talking to Myself... Quotes

“i don't like to talk. every time i go somewhere with a friend they always expect me to talk to them. i like to sit quietly. when i watch a movie or read a poem i don't like to discuss it with anyone. i like to watch movies and then maybe sleep. no talking. occasionally i watch the same movie over and over again until i fall asleep. i prefer watching movies alone. i prefer reading alone. i prefer eating alone. i prefer walking alone. i prefer listening to music alone. i prefer singing alone. i prefer swimming alone. i prefer to eat small children alone. i like it when sean reads me poetry but i just like to listen quietly and not comment afterwards. sometimes i feel this makes him uncomfortable.”
― Ellen Kennedy, Yesterday I Was Talking to Myself...

“i want you to lick my bellybutton while looking up at me.”
― Ellen Kennedy, Yesterday I Was Talking to Myself...

“i used schutzhund methods of training to teach the duck to attack on command. we went on a killing rampage that lasted three days. we killed many small children and received the nobel prize for our achievements.”
― Ellen Kennedy, Yesterday I Was Talking to Myself...

“i felt ashamed. i stared down at the ground and stood very still and very quietly.”
― Ellen Kennedy, Yesterday I Was Talking to Myself...

“when i got home i took the clear paper that was wrapped over top of the ugly paper and wrapped it around my face tight enough to restrict my breathing. it was fun.”
― Ellen Kennedy, Yesterday I Was Talking to Myself...