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“Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.”
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“Envy is for people who don’t have the self-esteem to be jealous.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“I just wanted the rain to come so I could help grow something. But I became a part of so much more” – a grain of dirt after a mudslide.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Men only treat women like princesses when they want to use them like prostitutes.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”
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“I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“The only way to be completely self-consistent is to be constantly uttering paradoxes.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children's future.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Just relax. Everyone around you is working too hard.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“An empty skull is the vanitas symbol of modern education.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.”
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“I don’t read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Spending one’s last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies.  ”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Flatterers should be mistrusted, especially when they praise the dead. To seek a place in society is self-serving, but to seek one in history affects everyone.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to admit we already are.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic
“Children should have a balanced diet. They should only consume sugar, salt, and fat in equal quantities.”
Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

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