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A Midsummer Tights Dream (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, #2) A Midsummer Tights Dream by Louise Rennison
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“Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why.
He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling.
...
Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again.
"Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“All boys are swines. They snog you and dump you. Or lick your face. Or put bats in your mouth.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“I am not an ice cream come! I am a human being!”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“just as soon as I hear that hell is freezing over and has opened up a skating rink for fools.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“I don't think their mummy and daddy told them they were little sunbeams for Jesus.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream
“Apparently if you want to get a boy to like you, you go sort of mysterious and icy and cool. That’s what my cousin said and she has loads of boyfriends and snogging-type experiences.”
Louise Rennison, A Midsummer Tights Dream