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The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride by Garth Ennis
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“I'm sweetness an' motherfuckin' light. Filled from goddamn head to toe wit' love.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“Larger than life character; a couple of hundred years ago he would have been a pirate. "When in evil company, try to blend in" - that was one of his.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a cunt.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“I don't think this one's business as usual. Me evil cunt sense is tinglin'.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“They're looking for guys like us, he says, young and hungry, not done yet. I say I'm not hungry, Rick, all I am is angry. He says that'll do just fine.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“When it comes to Vought, or any corporate outfit really, all that counts to them is profit. They send their kids on planes built by the lowest bidder. They travel on the fuckin' things themselves. Company jets or first class, they still go on 'em. Safety costs. Money's God.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“Rayner can't go into politics, she's got more shit on her than Elton John's cock!”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“An interesting man. He was a last minute replacement as Bush's running mate, when the original candidate managed to say "Thy Kingdom Cunt" at a prayer breakfast.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that officers can figure out how to get them killed. That's the difference between maintenance and command.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
“It's the time to run away an' hide under the bed, an' hope the world's still in one piece when you come out again.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride
tags: bed, hide, war, world
“All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible.”
Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 9: The Big Ride