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Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School by Benjamin Franklin
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“Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
“A man of words and not of deeds,
Is like a garden full of weeds.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
“What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
“Your Business is to shine; therefore you must by all means prevent the shining of others, for their Brightness may make yours the less distinguished.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School
“He that is conscious of a Stink in his Breeches, is jealous of every Wrinkle in another's Nose.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School