from RIDES (Blart books 2014)

Author: Marcus Slease

“A moving stage theatre,”
“A special mission with a Mormon bodybuilder,”
“A donut the size of your face called the TexASS.”

The speaker is “staging the room for their own pornography.”
Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise make a special appearance in their epic blockbuster Far and Away on a train from Brighton. Natalie Portman’s dress appears on a train to Brighton. The “psycho southeast harbor” of Folkestone is an inferno of the shirtless being stuffed with chips. In Norwich children slide down a slide …more


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