Bad Bridesmaid

[close] I should have just kept my big mouth shut. Alas, when I was asked to be a bridesmaid in one of my close friend's weddings, I decided to let everyone know just what I thought about over the top weddings. And I didn't spill my guts to just my close friends, either. I wrote a story in a national newspaper admitting to being a Bad Bridesmaid -- a woman who just can't get it up over someone else's Big Day. It was supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be a shot at the over-hyped wedding industry, not a slap in the face to the bride herself.

But unfortunately for me, she didn't see it that way. I just can't have any negative energy around my wedding, she said. The negative energy being me, apparently. And so I got kicked out and watched the wedding from the back pew in a black cocktail dress. But you know what else I got? (besides drunk?) A hilarious story of weddings gone wild -- plus tons of other great tales or terror from women around the world. They shared their embarassment, shame, injuries a