Joseph Heaney’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix > Status Update

Seeing a lot of parallels between Nick Saban and Oliver Wood. Wood teaching Harry Potter the Wronski Feint is akin to Saban’s Nickel package with a linebacker-safety hybrid as the fifth DB. Angelina Johnson has big shoes to fill as Gryffindor captain. Following a legend like Wood is near impossible, as we’re seeing now with the Crimson Tide looking vulnerable as ever without Saban. Only time will tell for Johnson

Harry is constantly playing a sad song on the world’s smallest violin for himself. Getting a bit annoying. Oh well, he is like 15.

Therapy would do wonders for 95% of the characters in this book.