Noi (in & out) ’s Reviews > Clockwork Boys > Status Update

"Never date a man prettier than you, it never ends well.”

"Good lord, if he develops a working sense of humor, I’ll start to worry he got possessed again when we weren’t looking."

“Caliban?” “Mmm?” “I don’t think I want to die.” He chuckled. Chain clinked under her ear. “That’s good.” “But we’re going to die.” “Let’s try not to.” “Okay, then.”

“Oh, come on, if your friends aren’t willing to strangle you, what kind of friends are they?”

“It’s okay, darlin’…” he whispered into her hair, “I’ve got you.”

“You better not snore,” she grumbled into the dark. “I don’t snore.” “Good.” “I gibber in demonic tongues.” “You’re kidding.” “No.” “Shit.”

"He’s got a heart of gold…cold, metallic, and made of money."

"I don’t think I like this man very much. I don’t think he’s half so dumb as he pretends to be, either."

“My god, Caliban, you look like hell.” Slate glanced up, and saw the Captain staring at the former knight with an expression less of horror… “I’ve been possessed, arrested, exorcised, and locked in a cell for four months. There’s a dead demon rotting somewhere in the back of my soul. What do you expect?”

"“Come on,” said Slate irritably. “Our inevitable deaths aren’t going to happen by themselves.”