Joycee’s Reviews > Oops, I've Fallen > Status Update

… a bullet train is really fucking cool as long as you’re not strapped to the tracks while it runs you over.

Normally, my kid’s got enough tension between his eyebrows to hold up the Brooklyn Bridge …

When you fall for a guy like him, you don’t get back up.

Ryan is 39.

No stopping to pick the stuck beginning off the TP roll? I thought they might be thwarted by that slight delay. 😂

I’m enjoying Mr. Cendese’s “unnatural” voices more: Sal, older ladies of the community, Carly … than I am his rendition of Ryan. 😂

... forgot that Florida's thermostat is run by Satan himself.

LOL

... the crumbs the man leaves at the table could feed Joey Chestnut for a year. And don't worry. I'm surprised I know who the world champion hot dog eater is too.

Even in September, the humidity of Florida is no f#ck!ng joke ...

I am loving Mr. Cendese's narrator voice and expressions for Sal. He's a lovable grump. :D