Jennevieve Culver’s Reviews > War and Peace > Status Update

Not Tolstoy ending the book on a dot dot dot...

Um hello need him to wrap up a lot of shit in these two epilogues or else I'm going to be actually livid.

Still unclear how I feel about Natasha and Pierre...

The Rostovs are going THROUGH it rn.

I dare Tolstoy to write 10 pages without a death

holy shit rip Petya what a good fucking chapter that was.

return of the Petya

Pierre slay I guess and like slay Russia

Tolstoy is DRAGGING Napoleon rn

Pierre has gotten himself into quite a pickle hasn't he...I feel so bad for Natasha but I'm ready for Nikolai x Maria

IF YOU ARE NATHAN STEWART DON'T READ THIS AND COMMENT BECAUSE I HATE YOU:

I don't care that there's a rule. I need both Nikolai x Marya and Andrei x Natasha to happen. First time I'm seeing Sonya have a bit of a villain arc. Pierre, for the last time. Please get it together.

hello Hélène dead???? Nikolai needs to get his shit together and stop being a fuck boy because I really want him with Marya. Sorry Sonya.

WE’VE PASSED THE 1000 PAGE MARK!

I am LOVING this Pierre slay fire man moment
(Would love a little bit of direction from him though because he’s being a little crazy)