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5 Stars....this was done to perfection...I am looking forward to the next book in the Series...I heart Leo the Farmer ....I seriously think I put on at least 5 lbs while reading this novel....I was inspired to bake; resulting in me consuming the majority of said fruit cake...;)

“I love you— I love you so much! I want you, I want everything . I want small town and home grown. I want this— without the bees preferably , but if the bees come with this life, then I’ll take the fucking bees. I just want to be your Sugar Snap.”

“We’re here!” I answered , as full of enthusiasm as he was. I welcomed the interruption, before we were tempted to put on an X-rated movie of Old MacDonald Had an Orgasm. A movie that, based on how good Leo was looking tonight, I’d be proud to star in.

“Get a grip, Roxie,” I told myself. But two seconds later, I smelled the loaf like I’d seen mothers sniffing their baby’s head. Something about the smell of a newborn? Is it wrong that I feel the same way about a warm swirled rye?

I adore Farmer Leo and his nuts ....;) This novel is a contemporary romance with smexy times and food porn; I am equal parts horny and ravenous with hunger...lol!!!

Well hell,that was hotttt!!! Naughty Farmer betwixt ones thighs....;) I am giving serious thought ,to asking my Hubby to grow a beard ; there seems to be some mighty fine perks attached to facial hair...;))

I also know that I’ve never seen Leo around town with anyone . Maybe he’s just waiting for the right gal.” “And you think the right gal for him is a fifty-seven-year-old waitress from Bailey Falls?” “Point taken. But if I were thirty years younger, I’d be throwing myself at him.” Maxine snorted . “You’d have to be thirty years younger. A cucumber that size would kill you now.” “But what a way to go!”...Indeed ;)

'I settled into my childhood bed, surrounded by everything important to me as a teenage girl. Instead of posters of Justin Timberlake and Edward Cullen, I had a shrine to Eric Ripert and Anthony Bourdain. Those two would make a heavenly sandwich for any woman to slip in between. If asked, I’d be their meat".....oh .my.God,this is just too much....LMAO!!!!

My jeans literally creaked as I walked, stiff with dried potato and snap pea water, reminding me of the tumble I’d taken with the cutest farmer this side of Little House on the Prairie.

"I enjoyed the horny times. Culinary school was a fondue pot of sexual tension, and we were all dying to get speared and forked"..... Forget College ,go to culinary school instead....LMAO!!!!