Logan’s Reviews > Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow > Status Update

So previously I thought the worst sentence in this book was "Cylindrical chamber of blood sponges that was his (and every) penis."

But then Zevin hit me with "4,873, the dollars in a seventeen year old's bank account when he's flushed" EXCUSE ME???

What teenager is sitting on close to 5k at any given time 😭😭😭

Bout to resuscitate my booktube just for this rant review smh my God 💀💀💀

This is for people who liked Ross and Rachel. I do not belong to said people. If you cannot decide whether you should be with someone, or constantly change your mind, that confusion is your answer. Idc and I still hate them both, but Sam slightly less 😭

Sadie is pathetic 😭 and I am owed financial compensation for that stupid secretary reenactment with another old loser man 😭😭😭 why conceive this Gabrielle??? WHY??

Both MCs are unlikeable and insufferably pretentious but it's so well written I can't put it down smh what a reading experience

Dang it, she's getting me 😩 she's freaking getting me and I'm enjoying this 😭

Every character sounds the same. And I definitely understand that review where someone said Zevin writes like a man

An 11yo is calling her sister "completely unreasonable" and said sister is also using her full government name when yelling at her??? This is professional fanfiction fr what is this

We are going to try. We are going to try. I am not going to give up 😤 in hopes that my anticipated rage review is 100% justified but also maybe it will get better???

Now see from the first sentence alone, a whole paragraph mind you, it's evident Zevin is a gifted writer but I get to the dialogue and it's just ridiculous. No one talks like this at all 😭 I can't take this seriously rn. I can't take the characters being as serious and beautifully observant as the narrator smh