Status Update

Sharon is 4% done

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILBO!!1!!1!"
"....I can't swim (or give you this ring)"

— Mar 08, 2023 09:33PM

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Sharon’s Previous Updates

Sharon is 98% done

😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sobbing into my mandelbrot

— Mar 12, 2023 08:55AM

Sharon is 90% done

Lembas!

— Mar 11, 2023 10:21PM

Sharon is 83% done

**insert spider monkey Twilight joke about Legolas**

— Mar 11, 2023 02:28PM

Sharon is 76% done

Review preview but there isn't going to be any main character singing in a George R. R. Martin book

— Mar 11, 2023 08:19AM

Sharon is 73% done

BILL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Mar 10, 2023 03:34PM

Sharon is 53% done

Bilbo, off page: "thank GOD I'm not attached to this nonsense anymore"

— Mar 10, 2023 11:36AM

Sharon is 52% done

Gandalf: "Oh sure I knew all about the evil horse boys who wanted to kill you, I just didn't bother to tell you."
Frodo: " 🤠🤠🤠 "

— Mar 10, 2023 11:23AM

Sharon is 39% done

I think I'm learning something VERY important about myself as a reader and the high fantasy genre.

— Mar 09, 2023 07:56PM

Sharon is 29% done

How did I IMMEDIATELY know it was Tom Bombadill tho?

— Mar 09, 2023 06:44PM

Sharon is 28% done

MY EARBUDS ARE ONLY 30% BATTERY IDK IF THEY'LL MAKE IT THROUGH MY SHIFT 😭😭😭😭
Glad I have headphones for the bus

— Mar 09, 2023 04:15PM

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