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PAIN. FOLLOWED BY MORE PAIN. AND WAIT WHAT IS.. WHAT IS GOING ON?!

i really dont wanna read on cause it hurts and charcoal :( princess kickass :( celaena :( SOMEONE TELL ME IT GETS BETTER

*throws book across room* STOP. HURTING. ME.

No. No. No. No. NO.

WHOEVER HAS CHARCOAL BRING HIM BACK RIGHT NOW

*SCREAMS FROM ROOFTOPS* CHAOL AND CELAENA. CELAENA AND CHAOL. MY LOVES. OH MY. OH MY.

oh my god oh my god oh my god, squealing and awing.

“I worry because I care. Gods help me, I know I shouldn't, but I do. So I will always tell you to be careful, because I will always care what happens.” CHARCOAL MY LOVE, LET ME HOLD YOU.

Charcoal, if Celaena doesn't fall in love with you, I'm here.

OH, CHARCOAL.