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Ms. Smartarse
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“I’m afraid Cinderella and Prince Charming may have missed the boat,” I texted Delia once I’d double-locked my door and thrown myself down on the bed. “I think he’s gone off me.”
Delia replied at once. “What a stupid prince. Sounds like he needs a kick up the butt.”
“I spat on him,” I wrote, and Delia sent back three thumbs-up emojis.
— Dec 24, 2022 07:56AM
Delia replied at once. “What a stupid prince. Sounds like he needs a kick up the butt.”
“I spat on him,” I wrote, and Delia sent back three thumbs-up emojis.
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“This is not the kind of place where employees make out with guests in linen closets and dark corners.”
Now he’d gone too far.
I felt my eyes fill with tears. This always happened to me: Whenever I got really angry, I started welling up and I couldn’t get a sensible word out.
— Dec 24, 2022 04:57AM
Now he’d gone too far.
I felt my eyes fill with tears. This always happened to me: Whenever I got really angry, I started welling up and I couldn’t get a sensible word out.
Ms. Smartarse
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I felt as though my knees were about to give way beneath me. I’d been taken in by a piece of chocolate cake, sculpted by skillful little hands to look exactly like a dog turd. I’d even convinced myself it smelled like a dog turd.
— Dec 20, 2022 12:47PM
