Sahar’s Reviews > Dune > Status Update

“Ya!Ya! Yawm! Ya! Ya! Yawm! Mu zein, wallah! Ya! Ya! Yawm! Mu zein, Wallah!”

LMMMAAOOOOO HOW IS ANYONE TAKING THIS BOOK SERIOUSLY 😩😩😩

“paul had sensed the jihad in their words”

😩😩

“paul recalled the words of 467 kalima in yueh’s O.C bible”

🤠

if ur wondering why i’m binge reading this it’s to get it over and done with 😩😩 i cba

“paul muad’dib who is usul among us”

WHA T ??????

this genuinely reads like satire

“The prayer of the salat has carved out our hiding place. Now … I must play the part of Auliya, the Friend of God… Sayyadina to rogue peoples…”

i’m gna lose it lmaoooooooooooo

“dar al hikman”

“adab”

“the sayyadina” he said

STOP i’m on my knees