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"A giant tulip," smiled the dead puppet, feeling he was on a roll, "a giant tulip with the penis of a donkey has teeth that chatter the drip-drop of wise men who eat their own brains with large silver spoons."

'And the walking dead man, the woman fish and the man followed the melted railway.'

'A thousand hummingbirds flew as one, controlling the puppet of a corpse beneath them.'

'He imagined several skin cells up close, pressed against each other. And he imagined the giant wall of the stainless steel blade, colossal and blunt, intruding so rudely upon this wall of cells, separating them, ripping the cell membrane, popping the nucleus and causing the endoplasmic reticulum to wobble through the torn jelly.'

Dam grabbed Frank's head and screamed at his expressionless face.
"Hello, Frank! You taste GREAT!"

"Take a good look at Frank, Flan! Look at him good! Part of him is in your belly, my belly, the belly of my wife and daughters, the belly of your fish and the belly of my zebra dog. He's quite generous, don't you think!?"

'But when that darn old sun comes out again in the heavy morning, it will be the same old rotting flesh in the trainyard, the same rotting positions of ragdoll surrender to gravity, the same rotting pouts on their pus dripping faces.'