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"When I am dead, I charge you to mingle our ashes and bury us together."
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PLEASE PLEASE IM HURT IM IN SO MUCH PAIN, WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF, THIS HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH

"Bring him back to me," he [Achilles] told them."
"There was more to say, but for once we did not say it. There would be other times for speaking, tonight tomorrow and all the days after that, He let go of my hand."
*guttaral scream*

im in 🎶pain🎶

"Put me in your armor, and I will lead the Myrmidons. They will think it is you." NONONONONONONONONONONO
PATROCLUS MY BELOVED CINNAMON ROLL IVE HEARD OF THE ILLIAD I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS GET OUT OF THE GOD DAMN ARMOR
PLEASE IM SO SCARED RN, MY ANXIETY LEVELS ARE RISING FOLKS

“Put me in your armor, and I will lead the Myrmidons. They will think it is you.” NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PATROCLUS MY DEAR BELOVED CINNAMON ROLL IVE HEARD OF THE ILLIAD I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS GET OUT OF THE GODSDAMN ARMOR

“He is half of my soul as the poets say. He will be dead soon, and his honor is all that will remain.”
AUGH SO CUTE😭 AND SO FUCKING SAD

HUBRIS

NO SHITS GONE DOWN I DONT LIKE THIS
also- AGAMEMNON CAN SUCK MY DICK🖕

"..and went to greet my Achilles."
AUGH. PLS IM SO LONELY, AND THIS IS TOO CUTE.🥰
also patroclus is a cinnamon roll🥰
he saved all the girls, and i just- hes too good for the world

"i woke to his [Achilles] nose on mine, pressing insistantly against me as I struggled from the webbing of my dreams."
wtf?? that has no right to be that cute. like- ugh- theyre so cute

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THE GODS HATE FILICIDE SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE APPEASED BY THIS???