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Saniya is 61% done
Also I absolutely hate Shay and people like her who expect the rest of the women in their lives to hurry the fuck up and get married as if her life pace is the benchmark for how everyone’s life should be proceeding. Not at all upset they’re in a fight rn.
Oct 02, 2019 11:30AM
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Saniya is 97% done
Apparently my uncle kissed my aunt on their Sangeet night and the entire legion of family was scandalised. First wedding on my mom’s side of the family and THIS happens OOOF LOG KYA KAHENGEEEEE *slaps forehead*

kinda related to what just happened lol
Oct 02, 2019 08:10PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 85% done
Yup. Yeah. Yes. Yup. Yep. Yeahuh. Mmmmhm. Yes. Yup. That’s about what you deserve for lying to your closeted gay friend about being gay too.
Oct 02, 2019 02:06PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 84% done
“I love indian clothes” says the white girlfriend of the white boy that the indian main character is crushing on.

...leave that roadkill where it is
Oct 02, 2019 01:39PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 83% done
“I think so many people end up teaching because they don’t know what else to do”

Fuck lmao
Oct 02, 2019 01:35PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 81% done
I do not appreciate the level of grey area this book creates. Also I was wrong. Indian elders will always find a way of being the righteous ones unable to admit mutual fault in a massive fallout. Either they belittle you or the issue is ignored and never brought up again. Pisses me off but this book is true to reality.
Oct 02, 2019 01:27PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 78% done
Also that’s one way to be absolved of the guilt of lying that she’s lesbian lmfao holy shit I think she’s about to come out of this unscathed like her nani is going to be guilty more so than angry wow wow
Oct 02, 2019 01:18PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 78% done
Oh that’s a catastrophically epic way to lay it out. But also damn way to slap all the husband bullshit out the door damn ok mad respect.
Oct 02, 2019 01:17PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 73% done
“And whether your parents kick you out, cut you off...they’re still going to love you” I’m sorry hetero liar you think that’s consolation for someone struggling to be gay in a community that breeds homophobia and judgement towards anyone outside the status quo??? Wow
Oct 02, 2019 12:42PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 73% done
It’s also really fucking rich like this girl is hella worried about her reputation after lying about being gay as if she didn’t out half her Indian community as homophobic scums who most definitely should be cut off. Like this girl has the luxury of getting right back to life if they laugh off her lie whereas Depesh does not. Like holy shit the cishet bullshittery
Oct 02, 2019 12:38PM
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Saniya
Saniya is 72% done
SPIT. IT. OUT. PLEASE. NOW. DO IT. DESTROY YOUR LIFE CUT OFF YOUR CONNECTIONS AND START ANEW AS A HETERO. THATS THE CLOSEST YOURE GETTING TO WHAT THE ACTUAL GAY COMING OUT STORY IS FOR SOMEONE WHO REALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN IN YOUR POSITION.
Oct 02, 2019 12:11PM
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