Nemo ☠️ (pagesandprozac)’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone > Status Update

dumbledore's such a bitch to slytherins no wonder we're always Salty

my friends used to say i was like percy weasley and i was so offended but honestly when i was a prefect i was also like "MOVE, I'M A PREFECT" so how different are we truly.....

i somehow forgot how addictive these books are and i meant to only reread the first 1 because of the new edition i got but i'm gonna end up rereading the whole series, aren't i

i love mcgonagall so much because she acts so fucking angry and then she's like, "well if you're so good at flying potter why don't you just be the only first year to get a broomstick" and harry's just there like

i had this horrid teacher who believed strictness was always a virtue and if you disagreed you were a wimp who couldn't take criticism, but here's the fuckin difference:

professor mcgonagall: good strict
professor snape: bad strict
professor umbridge: that fucking horrid teacher i had tbh [extra bad strict]

i swear there is an #Iconic Moment on every single page but i'll try not to update too much lmao

"Shoo!" said Mr Dursley loudly.
The cat didn't move. It just gave him a stern look. Was this normal cat behaviour, Mr Dursley wondered.

actually, yes,,,

friendly reminder that merlin is in slytherin 😏

"reading for the 3rd time" more like reading for the 183138th time but anyways