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Alexis
Alexis is on page 453 of 485
I really don't like this emotionally unstable Jace. He's boring, and exasperating. Gimme back in-yer-face!Jace and I'll be good. Cheers.
Apr 26, 2012 03:57AM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)

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Alexis
Alexis is on page 441 of 485
"A cause for rejoicing." No. Incest ain't wincest, mon ami.
Apr 26, 2012 03:41AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 433 of 485
............JACE IS ACTUALLY HER BROTHER? OK FUCK THIS FUCKERY. I'M OUT. OUT, I SAY. OUT.
Apr 26, 2012 03:36AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 400 of 485
HOW is it that the dude has allowance for storytime? I thought there was murder, mayhem and kidnap going on. You'd think there'd be a sense of urgency.
Apr 26, 2012 03:17AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 395 of 485
Oh, so Clary has a brother? Why is he being introduced so late in the book? I mean we've met no potential brotheresque candidates - unless of course he's Jace in disguise or something because that'd be one helluva joke.
Apr 26, 2012 03:11AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 380 of 485
If Luke is an equivalent of Lupin, I am going to KICK somebody. I mean it. Clare isn't even TRYING to be subtle.
Apr 26, 2012 02:58AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 367 of 485
"He bore little resemblance to the handsome boy in the photograph" VOLDEMORT, IS THAT YOU?! And why are you shimmering? Did you steal Cedric's body glitter when you killed him?!
Apr 26, 2012 02:45AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 367 of 485
Ok, this plot is ridiculous and cliche.
Apr 26, 2012 02:42AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 356 of 485
SIMON IS SAVING THE DAY. YAY. SIMON YOU ARE MY FAVORITE FOREVER.
Apr 25, 2012 12:54PM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 320 of 485
"You're so stupid, Clary." I love you, Simon. Thank you for saying what I've been thinking all along.
Apr 25, 2012 11:49AM
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Alexis
Alexis is on page 313 of 485
"'It will bring you light,' said Jace, 'even amongst the darkest shadows of this world and others.'" What is this, the Phial of Galadriel?
Apr 25, 2012 11:39AM
City of Bones (The Mortal Instruments, #1)


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