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A quote: Bolting forward, he sent himself flying and locked onto one of the lessers, catching the bastard around the neck with his arm and Pop-Tarting him into the air with a yank.

"POP-TARTING"...?!?!? When I read that, I was like "this is a joke, right? It's got to be a joke. You have GOT to be effin' kidding me here."
Apr 17, 2012 05:17PM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

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Audrey is on page 529 of 592
That thing with Qhuinn and Layla, WTF, man???? I was like this throughout the entire thought process that led up to those actions:
Apr 18, 2012 11:08PM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

Audrey is on page 370 of 592
Four things:

1) Hallelujah! We have a freakin' name for her!

2) Um...did I miss the memo where Layla no longer has the hots for Qhuinn??

3) Qhuinn and Blay!!! Squeeeeee!

4) Is she STILL wearing those robes???? Sorry, but I can't help seeing this whenever I think of draping robes:

*smacks forehead*
Apr 17, 2012 10:08PM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

Audrey is on page 192 of 592
Ugh, I can't stand that she's still called "No'One."
Apr 16, 2012 10:04PM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

Audrey is on page 76 of 592
It's almost like a train wreck I can't stop reading.
Apr 15, 2012 03:08PM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

Audrey is on page 21 of 592
Okay, to avoid spoiler-ing this series for others, I'm not going to mention any names. I'll just say DAMN is the hero in this one super emo. To be honest, I have my doubts that JRW is gonna get him to a believable HEA by the end of the book.
Apr 15, 2012 12:17PM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

Audrey is on page 8 of 592
Eight pages into it, and already there are three "shitkickers" references. I won't lie - that made me laugh.
Apr 11, 2012 06:54AM
Lover Reborn (Black Dagger Brotherhood, #10)

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SubterraneanCatalyst I stopped reading J.R. Ward lol. This is ..why.

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Clair I stopped reading after the first book. I distinctly remember a prostitute shaking her bum 'like a can of paint', and the main vampire dude's abs being described as looking like 'somebody had inserted paint rollers under his skin'. Ew, lol.

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Cecilia Everything's about the brand names with this one. The marketing force is powerful within her.

message 4: by Clair (new)

Clair It's amazing that J.R. Ward seems to be taken seriously, even though she names her characters in the stupidest ways imaginable. Vishous? Phury? Zsadist? No'One?

Come on! Dx

Shannon (formerly The Holy Terror) Eh, it's pure camp. I've never taken it seriously, you just have to go with it. Although I haven't read the last 4 books and I've heard that the series takes a bit of a nose-dive.

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Bahaha! Pop-tarting, oh hale yeah, that is AWESOME. What a legend.

The UHQ Nasanta It took me a long 2-3 minutes (maybe longer) to figure out what she was describing there.

I heard good things about this series, and had bought the first book way back when Borders was holding a closing sale. I'm starting to think I should have saved my money!

Audrey She is clearly making shite up now. I had to read the sentence three times to figure out what she even meant there.

That said...I'm still drawn into the story and action. It's like crack. *slaps her own hand* Bad, Audrey! Bad!

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Vallsykes SubterraneanCatalyst wrote: "I stopped reading J.R. Ward lol. This is ..why."
It was very interesting at Dark Lover, and Wrath was my cup of tea. I got through Rhage, Zsadist and got stuck in the middle of Phury's story. I am still stuck and don't know if I'll ever finish the series.

message 10: by Ian (new)

Ian It beats being twinkied. There's nothing good about that.

Audrey Phury's was NOT good, and the last two were rather meh, too. I really should know better, but my library carries them, and, unlike Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark-Hunters series, I'm somehow still morbidly fascinated to see what JRW can come up with next.

Ian wrote: "It beats being twinkied. There's nothing good about that."

I think I've read those in my m/m stories. :)

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Karla Close visual approximation?

Audrey Squeeeee! Pop-Tartin' cat gif! :D

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