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Iris
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Which proposal was worse:
Collins: I want to marry you because someone told me to. Also I don't know what 'no' means.
Darcy: I've tried everything; unfortunately I'm still in love with you
— Feb 12, 2026 05:50PM
Collins: I want to marry you because someone told me to. Also I don't know what 'no' means.
Darcy: I've tried everything; unfortunately I'm still in love with you
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Iris
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In typical fashion, everything has been talked about and nothing has happened. Poor ancient english people; they need more interesting hobbies. Ideas feasible with the time period: art theft, heavy metal band, monopoly, grand larceny, indecent exposure, demon summoning, implicit derivatives.
Please, something happen. Murder. The theft of the pyramids of giza. An elopement between Bingley and wickham. Anything.
— Feb 03, 2026 05:05PM
Please, something happen. Murder. The theft of the pyramids of giza. An elopement between Bingley and wickham. Anything.
Iris
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If I had a nickel for every time Elizabeth rejected Darcy's offer to dance I would have two nickels which is not a lot ((yet)) and it is also not weird that it happened twice
— Jan 30, 2026 02:42PM
