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Gotta stop wasting the smokes!!! 🥲 But at least they seem to have crossed the Rhine!!! 🤪 Hope is on the way!!! 🤪🖤

So they didn't go. 🥺 Man they got lucky. 🥺

Who knew getting rid of a gold tooth would be so complicated? 🙃🫠 It's almost like the town is burning, the ladies are in town, and Leo is taking his sweet damn time. 🫠 JUST BE DONE WITH IT ALREADY. 🙃

GEOGRAPHY!!! 😵‍💫🌍 Crazy how they still had to count limbs and makes quarters and halves. 😭 And no one could leave until they counted EVERYTHING. 😵 Even the dead. 😖

So far the bombing was a dud? Totally. 🙄 But somehow, Oberstamperboi thought it'd be a good idea to argue with an angry woman. 🤣 Think again!!! 509 still hasn't managed a plan but it seems closer than we think. 🥹

Insane so far 😭 509 can barely crawl 😭