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The water rose to Gus’s chest. Things were no longer good.
“Never thought I’d die in a pool,” he whispered. “And not by drowning.”
“I hear drowning’s real peaceful,” Toby whispered back. “Like going to sleep.”
“Yeah, and that’s why the CIA uses waterboarding to get information from prisoners. Relaxes them all to fuck.”
— Jun 28, 2025 08:18AM
“Never thought I’d die in a pool,” he whispered. “And not by drowning.”
“I hear drowning’s real peaceful,” Toby whispered back. “Like going to sleep.”
“Yeah, and that’s why the CIA uses waterboarding to get information from prisoners. Relaxes them all to fuck.”
Daniel
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EASILY the most intense zombie book I've ever read!😱 I'mma gonna need a minute ... brb ...
He held onto the steering wheel, knowing everything was suddenly beyond any semblance of control. Those people were feeding on a dead person, and he couldn’t shake the image from his memory, couldn’t unsee the feral working of jaws and twinkling eyes. His doubts about a zombie outbreak, however, were no more.
— Jun 23, 2025 12:20PM
He held onto the steering wheel, knowing everything was suddenly beyond any semblance of control. Those people were feeding on a dead person, and he couldn’t shake the image from his memory, couldn’t unsee the feral working of jaws and twinkling eyes. His doubts about a zombie outbreak, however, were no more.
Daniel
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“Fuck me,” Toby said in disgust, shaking his head at his rolling pin. “Got anything better?”
“This is a grocery store,” Walt replied. “What you see is it.”
“Isn’t there a sporting goods shop in the mall?”
“There is, but they’re closed."
“We could break in.”
“We can’t break in,” the cashier said. “That’s against the law.”
“I’d say a goddamn zombie apocalypse is reason enough to break in,” Toby reasoned.
— Jun 23, 2025 11:07AM
“This is a grocery store,” Walt replied. “What you see is it.”
“Isn’t there a sporting goods shop in the mall?”
“There is, but they’re closed."
“We could break in.”
“We can’t break in,” the cashier said. “That’s against the law.”
“I’d say a goddamn zombie apocalypse is reason enough to break in,” Toby reasoned.
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“Like I said. They’re zombies.”
“How do you know?”
“Shit’s on TV all the time. It’s like someone knew this was coming and decided to run a bunch of instructional videos. Educational, yet interesting enough that you’ll pay attention to all the survival details and be ready for the test on Tuesday. Think there’s like four or five now.”
“Six or seven. That Dead one is still on.”
“That’s a good show.”
— Jun 19, 2025 07:30AM
“How do you know?”
“Shit’s on TV all the time. It’s like someone knew this was coming and decided to run a bunch of instructional videos. Educational, yet interesting enough that you’ll pay attention to all the survival details and be ready for the test on Tuesday. Think there’s like four or five now.”
“Six or seven. That Dead one is still on.”
“That’s a good show.”
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“The fuck is up with them?” Gord asked.
“Are they insane or something?”
“They’re fucking zombies, man."
“Zombies?”
“Zombies.”
“They could just be infected with something,” Walt said, unable to take his eyes off the ongoing carnage outside.
“Which would result in zombies,” Rebecca smoothly concluded. “Call them what you want. Infected. Diseased. Stricken. It’s all the same. But, I mean, look at them.”
— Jun 18, 2025 07:52PM
“Are they insane or something?”
“They’re fucking zombies, man."
“Zombies?”
“Zombies.”
“They could just be infected with something,” Walt said, unable to take his eyes off the ongoing carnage outside.
“Which would result in zombies,” Rebecca smoothly concluded. “Call them what you want. Infected. Diseased. Stricken. It’s all the same. But, I mean, look at them.”
