Danielle Iadevaio’s Reviews > Powerless > Status Update

“Yeah, I saw you Sloane. I noticed you too. Didn’t know what made me look up there that day. Had no clue what it all meant.”

“What did it mean?”

“That when it comes to you, I’m powerless”

sobbing like a fucking baby 😭

harvey has me in TEARS MY BIG FUCKING SOFTY

“do you know what i don’t like?”
“what?”
“your last name, sunny. i really don’t like your last name”

& THEN HE PULLS OUT THE RING PLEASE I CANT SEE THROUGH MY TEARS

“I love you, Sloane Winthrop. I always have. I love you so damn hard. I don’t even know what to do with it. You’re my person. And I think I’m yours too.”

😭😭😭

this man bought her a brand new car for her bday y’all I’m sick

“where’s the ring? i want it back.”
“i lost it.” i laugh again and wonder what is wrong with me.

but it’s jasper who really gets the last laugh when he leans in against my ex‘s ear and says,

“i fucked that ring right off her finger”

I CAN’T HELP BUT HOWL AND CLAP IN THIS MOMENT

LISTEN TO HARVEY AND GO GET UR WOMAN

okay sloane let’s bsffr right now how can you act like jasper’s love for you isn’t obvious

ughhhhhhhhh this is lowkey my least favorite type of third act breakup tbh

robert winthrop needs a baseball bat to the fuckin cranium