Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Bury Your Gays > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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The story I've crafted is a powerful one, and it's overflowing with queer joy. The studio can fire me if they don't like it. Fuck'em.
— Jun 19, 2025 02:47AM
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Wouter van Noort
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It feels as though I've been carrying around a weight my entire life, completely unaware it was there until this very moment when I simply let the damn thing go.
— Jun 20, 2025 11:14AM
Wouter van Noort
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While forging a path in my early twenties, plenty of big dreams waltzed their way through my mind. I even dreamed of being nominated for an Academy Award one day. Now, that day has arrived, but in all my wildest fantasies I never imagined it quite like this.
— Jun 20, 2025 07:54AM
Wouter van Noort
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"Another tale of queer tragedy," I sigh. "Hooray for Hollywood."
— Jun 20, 2025 01:28AM
Wouter van Noort
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I write the word CHARACTERS in the upper left section, underlining it sharply before continuing onward. Below, I start jotting down the creatures I've encountered.
The Smoker. Mrs. Why. Black Lamb.
— Jun 19, 2025 02:36PM
The Smoker. Mrs. Why. Black Lamb.
Wouter van Noort
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"It's real!" I shout, the words searing my throat. "It's all real!"
— Jun 19, 2025 08:46AM
Wouter van Noort
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"That's why horror is a celebration of life." I triumphantly state.
— Jun 18, 2025 01:30PM
Wouter van Noort
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Across the restaurant, videos of this dramatic scene begin to replay on tiny rectangular screens. The sound of my conversation wafts faintly through the air as diners trim their clips and caption their posts. I think I'm about to go viral.
— Jun 18, 2025 08:42AM
Wouter van Noort
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My friend and I shout "fuck em" to each other so many times over the course of this evening that I eventually lose count.
— Jun 18, 2025 04:42AM
Wouter van Noort
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Pulling the plug on the lesbian relationship of your heroes -one that's been simmering for years- is utterly absurd.
— Jun 17, 2025 03:02PM
Wouter van Noort
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"In film, in TV, in books... the queer characters never get a happy ending. Sometimes they're the first to go, other times they make some brave sacrifice in the finale, but it always ends in tragedy and death. That's why it's called bury your gays."
— Jun 17, 2025 08:56AM
