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My name is Simon, but you can call me Eight—I’ll explain that later—and this is the story of how my hope for a quiet drama-free college life blew up in my face…all because I fell in love. Yes, I know, cheesy. But here’s the thing—it really is true. It’s more complex than that, and it wouldn’t be much of a story if it was all, “Met a boy, he was cool, we fell in love, the end.”
— Mar 26, 2025 12:22PM
My name is Simon, but you can call me Eight—I’ll explain that later—and this is the story of how my hope for a quiet drama-free college life blew up in my face…all because I fell in love. Yes, I know, cheesy. But here’s the thing—it really is true. It’s more complex than that, and it wouldn’t be much of a story if it was all, “Met a boy, he was cool, we fell in love, the end.”
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“This is shattering right now, and you have to let the pieces fall where they may. It’s only after the shards have landed that someone will pick them up and put them together again. And the cracks and fissures will always show. They will tell the tale of all you’ve endured. But that person who made your heart whole again will be its protector, and their love will never let it shatter again.”
— Mar 27, 2025 01:03PM
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“If you go down this path with Simon, you need to realize what it is and accept it. You have to love him even if you don’t love the job. I’ve been in this life since I could breathe, so I don’t really understand anything else. Snow learned to love the man and realized he would do anything for him. You need to reconcile that fact, or when this is all done, let Simon go.”
He was right. A choice had to be made.
— Mar 27, 2025 11:28AM
He was right. A choice had to be made.
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I jolted upright, making Simon grunt. “What?” His eyes widened, and he jumped out of bed, on the defensive. “What is it?”
“You!” I realized he had a small tissue box in his hand. “Were you going to attack someone with that?”
He looked at the box and quickly dropped it. “I grabbed what I could, you were freaked out, so I thought someone was in here.”
“Well, thank God you’ll have some two-ply when I die.”
— Mar 26, 2025 08:13PM
“You!” I realized he had a small tissue box in his hand. “Were you going to attack someone with that?”
He looked at the box and quickly dropped it. “I grabbed what I could, you were freaked out, so I thought someone was in here.”
“Well, thank God you’ll have some two-ply when I die.”
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I felt a vibration, looked at my screen, and saw a text from Rush. “Snow, I gotta go, I have a text and I need…I’ll call you back after class.”
“Who are they?”
“Huh?” Playing dumb with him was, well, dumb.
“Stupid is an ugly color on you. Who texted you?”
“A friend.” Oh, my God. Why was I failing today? “Just a friend” was code for more than that in Snow’s book.
“Eight! You have a…boy-girl-they friend?”
— Mar 26, 2025 06:59PM
“Who are they?”
“Huh?” Playing dumb with him was, well, dumb.
“Stupid is an ugly color on you. Who texted you?”
“A friend.” Oh, my God. Why was I failing today? “Just a friend” was code for more than that in Snow’s book.
“Eight! You have a…boy-girl-they friend?”
Daniel
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Christopher Manos is coming here? Maybe that would be a good thing. “That’s great! He can make it all stop. Talk to Liam, maybe fix all this crap.”
“You don’t get it,” Simon said. “He’s not coming here to fix it, he’s coming here to end it. There’s absolutely nothing Liam Brennan could say to Pops that would make him not kill the Irish shit.”
“But that…won’t that—”
“Start a war? Yeah.”
— Dec 30, 2023 09:33AM
“You don’t get it,” Simon said. “He’s not coming here to fix it, he’s coming here to end it. There’s absolutely nothing Liam Brennan could say to Pops that would make him not kill the Irish shit.”
“But that…won’t that—”
“Start a war? Yeah.”
Daniel
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“This is shattering right now, and you have to let the pieces fall where they may. It’s only after the shards have landed that someone will pick them up and put them together again. And the cracks and fissures will always show. They will tell the tale of all you’ve endured. But that person who made your heart whole again will be its protector, and their love will never let it shatter again.”
— Dec 29, 2023 03:18PM
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“It’s sort of strange.” Snow came up beside me, leaning against the wall.
“What’s strange?”
“You had the most loving household growing up, and it was the home of a mobster.” He smiled as if it were the funniest thing. “Rush and I had law-abiding fathers…well, at least to the outside world, they were. Mine was a police chief and his was the namesake of a prestigious university. Both pieces of shit.”
— Dec 29, 2023 03:17PM
“What’s strange?”
“You had the most loving household growing up, and it was the home of a mobster.” He smiled as if it were the funniest thing. “Rush and I had law-abiding fathers…well, at least to the outside world, they were. Mine was a police chief and his was the namesake of a prestigious university. Both pieces of shit.”
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These two!
I jolted upright, making Simon grunt. “What?” he said; then he jumped out of bed, on the defensive. “What is it?”
I realized he had a tissue box in his hand. “Were you going to attack someone with that?”
“Huh?” He looked at the box and quickly dropped it. “I grabbed what I could, you were freaked out, so I thought someone was in here.”
“Well, thank God you’ll have some two-ply when I die!”
— Dec 29, 2023 12:54PM
I jolted upright, making Simon grunt. “What?” he said; then he jumped out of bed, on the defensive. “What is it?”
I realized he had a tissue box in his hand. “Were you going to attack someone with that?”
“Huh?” He looked at the box and quickly dropped it. “I grabbed what I could, you were freaked out, so I thought someone was in here.”
“Well, thank God you’ll have some two-ply when I die!”
Daniel
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Oh, my! Shit just got real!!
Simply being near Snow & Pops turned me into that little eight-year-old boy who’d almost lost everything but instead had gained it all.
While we were still embracing, Snow decided to talk. “I wish I could say I was here to go shopping but, my dear Eight, we have ourselves a bit of a situation.” He smiled, like a parent was about to tell you that summer school was in your future.
— Dec 29, 2023 10:50AM
Simply being near Snow & Pops turned me into that little eight-year-old boy who’d almost lost everything but instead had gained it all.
While we were still embracing, Snow decided to talk. “I wish I could say I was here to go shopping but, my dear Eight, we have ourselves a bit of a situation.” He smiled, like a parent was about to tell you that summer school was in your future.

