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Edward Lorn
Edward Lorn is starting
No way in hell this book is as good at its synopsis, but I'll give it a try anyway :)
Jul 22, 2016 07:54PM

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Edward Lorn
Edward Lorn is 85% done
I really wish the narration was better. Some really great scenes are completely ruined by this guy's need to make everyone sound like cartoon villains from the fifties.
Jul 27, 2016 11:50PM

Edward Lorn
Edward Lorn is 55% done
Okay, that dog section was scary as shit. Dread is one of a horror author's most effective tools, and that chapter was damn near dripping with it.
Jul 26, 2016 12:17PM

Edward Lorn
Edward Lorn is 45% done
Took an incredible amount of time for this to get good. The shitty narration isn't helping matters, either. But I'm finally enjoying myself. We'll see how long it lasts.
Jul 25, 2016 07:48PM

Edward Lorn
Edward Lorn is 30% done
Getting better, but the voices this narrator is using are terrible. I mean, fucking horrible. The goofiest possible narration. These aren't characters. They are caricatures.
Jul 25, 2016 10:06AM

Edward Lorn
Edward Lorn is 10% done
The fuck am I reading? Is this a parody? Did I miss in the description where it said this book is one big joke? Because, so far, it's like a novelization of a Scary Movie film, and not one of the good ones with the Wayans Bros. Bumbling ghosts and goofy teens. Hyuck, hyuck!
Jul 24, 2016 01:12PM

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TL good luck:)

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Yodamom Deep breath...

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