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forcing a woman to recreate the myth of pasiphae is actually so sick

"The Empire competed with each other to come up with the most entertaining way to kill people."

sick but ofc they did

final chap tomorrow 🫡

emma is a certified marcus aurelius hater

"And all he had to do was use the courts to murder four people. He didn't even get blood on his tunic; though, as far as Tacitus was concerned, he had drenched his soul in noble blood."

oh tacitus u ate with that

marcus aquilius regulus pulled up and suddenly im hearing timothee chalamet singing about statistics

"Come over to my military camp, the enemy said, let's have tea. Gaius, being apparently an idiot, pottered over, possibly bearing a gift, and was shocked - shocked! - to discover that it was a trap and there was no tea, only stabbings."

himbo core

emma shitting on marcus aurelius' repetitive ass writing 😭