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IF HORTENSE DOESNT SURVIVE IM GONNA BE SOOOOO MAD MY POOR POOKIE

“That is not fair, Soren, and you know it. Stature jokes are not appropriate. They are considered very bad form where I come from. Indeed, there is a society, the Small Owl Society- SOS- and its charter is to prevent cruel and tasteless remarks concerning size. My grandmother and a Pygmy Owl founded it.” BECAUSE SOREN CALLED HER A MIDGET. WHERE AM I