Andrew L > Recent Status Updates

“…This is what they dreamed of at Stonewall: One day a couple of wealthy May-December gays will so thoroughly bully a straight man that he'll spend thousands of dollars on landscaping. Yes, we can!”

“Are we alone? Astronomers ask the universe with their rudimentary instruments.

Humans want to find aliens so they feel less alone. They don't know there is nothing lonelier than an alien.

The reply fax squeaks through the machine:
HOW CAN PEOPLE FEEL ALONE IN NEW YORK CITY?”