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boys will be boys but only in the sense of wanting to find the body of a welsh king bc you have childlike wonder and more money than you know what to do with

oh how i missed them

oh i’m eating this UP

i’ve never read this so i’m audio booking it and it’s already kind of crazy

“make sure i don’t shoot anyone we like” goes crazy every time

audiobook re reads are going to single handedly save my reading goal this year

audiobook re read goes crazyyy the drama in this one is peak as always

THERE WAS ONLY ONE WHAT 🗣️🎤🎤⁉️⁉️

just rolled my eyes so hard it hurt (i’m enjoying this immensely and it’s exactly what i needed)

every once in a while this book has some insanely fire lines that make me lowk forget how terribly it’s been dragging

if anyone ever speaks to me the way ginevra is speaking to lucy… lock your doors

I CALLED IT BUT I STILL GASPED 😭😭‼️‼️‼️

if u listen very closely you can hear the sound of 7th grade me squealing

why is this book gatekeeping via french

either this is riveting or i’m really boring now

theres something so incredibly pick me about nick saying that he’s the only honest person he knows

“and sometimes, i thought myself a precious fool for caring so much about them” bbg nooo it’s not your fault these families are the WORST

anything can be a beach read if you’re reading it on the beach….

shut up i’m crying 😭

jane eyre mentioned ‼️

this is upsetting !

this book feels like a social experiment where they isolate the most insufferable people known to man on like a 5 square mile plot of land for several decades… what could go wrong!

delicate constitution catherine vs feral alleycat heathcliff…. choose your fighter

no bc she IS heathcliff 🫨🫨🫨

sorry but the family tree feels like a logic puzzle i MIGHT be having a stroke

really enjoying how insufferable everyone is right off the bat

YOU AREEEE SICK AND YOU’RE MARRIED-

sorry if this is offensive but mr. rochester lowkey gives “where my hug at?” energy

i love adele she’s so sweet but mr rochester… im watching you… be careful.

the casual child abuse used to be insane