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Daniel is 84% done with The Ghost of Ellwood (Ivy Grove, #1)

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Daniel is on page 383 of 498 of Summer of Night (Seasons of Horror, #1)

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Daniel is 79% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

I stood under the hot water, washing bits of Copernicus out of my hair, in Reynard’s posh private jet. How many times did you have to wash bits of body off you before it indicated some poor life choices? Was twice in two weeks too much? I’d worn bits of vampire duke, and now a demon general. It was probably best not to think about it.

— Oct 16, 2024 08:54AM 2 comments

Daniel is on page 53 of 416 of Frendo Lives (Clown in a Cornfield, #2)

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Daniel is 31% done with Dawn of the Last Dragon Rider (The Last Dragon Rider #1)

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Daniel is 61% done with The Ghost of Ellwood (Ivy Grove, #1)

“More, Ben.”

“You’re demanding tonight.”

“I’m being selfish, remember?”

I didn’t know the rules of having sex with a ghost. Did I need a condom? Would he accidentally disappear if he got too excited? It wasn’t like there was a damn book I could read to figure it out. There was always the internet… but I feared the things I’d find if I typed ‘how to fuck a ghost’ into Google.

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Daniel is 61% done with The Ghost of Ellwood (Ivy Grove, #1)

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Daniel is 79% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

“Let’s split up,” Reynard whispered.
Zee snorted a laugh. “Split up.”
“Do you have an opinion?”
“Nope.”
“Clearly, you do.”
“You’ve never seen a horror movie?”
“What does a movie have to do with this?”
“Every time a group splits up, the big bad takes them out one by one.”
“You are suggesting my plan is flawed?”
“We should stick together. He might be a few buttplugs short of a sex party, but he’s no pushover.”

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Daniel is 19% done with Dawn of the Last Dragon Rider (The Last Dragon Rider #1)

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Daniel is on page 310 of 498 of Summer of Night (Seasons of Horror, #1)

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Daniel is 59% done with The Force Awakens (Star Wars: Novelizations #7)

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Daniel is 31% done with The Ghost of Ellwood (Ivy Grove, #1)

“You want a drink? I have beer or we can crack open my bottle of Captain Morgan and talk about our exes.”

Snorting, I shook my head. “Nah, I’m good. No need to bring my ex into this and ruin a good evening.”

“What did she do?”

“He,” I corrected. “He cheated on me with my agent.”

Carter’s mouth popped open. “My ex told me he hated pizza. Had to get rid of him for that crime against humanity.”

RIGHT?!?

— Oct 12, 2024 11:10AM 4 comments

Daniel is 61% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

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Daniel is 12% done with Dawn of the Last Dragon Rider (The Last Dragon Rider #1)

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Daniel is on page 243 of 498 of Summer of Night (Seasons of Horror, #1)

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Daniel is on page 205 of 498 of Summer of Night (Seasons of Horror, #1)

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Daniel is 40% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

“One Bloody Bitch for the bloody vampire,” Tom Collins announced, placing the red drink in front of Reynard. “And might I add, neither of you losers have witnessed Zodiac sitting at my bar alone at night and the bruises beneath his glamor. If I could leave this bar, shove that shotgun down Sebastien’s throat and blow his balls off, I would have. Enjoy your drinks.”

I was fairly certain I’d bought a murderbot.

— Oct 09, 2024 12:05PM 1 comment

Daniel is on page 272 of 346 of Clown in a Cornfield (Clown in a Cornfield, #1)

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Daniel is 24% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

"I’m so conflicted. And fucking confused. And like... aroused?”

“Zee, can you come back later?”

“What about the dick emergency? Guests are our number one priority.”

“Can’t you handle it?”

“I have handled it! I am now intimately acquainted with our guest’s balls. And I can’t get it out. It’s hard. It’s stuck. He REALLY liked that ketchup bottle. Ugh. Whatever. I’ll fix it. I need a raise and... drugs."

— Oct 08, 2024 10:19AM Add a comment

Daniel is 24% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

The bar doors banged. “How do you get a dick out of a ketchup bottle?”

“Zee?!” Oh mercy, Zee had the worst timing.

“The one thing you’d think I’d be qualified to answer but I have no fucking idea—” He jolted to a stop so fast his wings flung forward and momentum almost toppled him over. “Wow. There’s a whole lot of lust in here. This is . . . fuck. Also hot. So fucking hot. Go Adam, but ugh yuck, a vampire?"

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Daniel is 8% done with SOS Hotel: Sleep With Us (SOS Hotel #3)

“Prepare yourself, Kitten. We’ve seen some shit, but this is horrifying.”

We'd seen some terrible things, such as Zee being kidnapped and taken to the in-between realm where he’d been drained of energy and left to die. We’d also seen Reynard’s severed finger, a dead protestor, and multiple dead demons. There had been the whole pets-in-pies fiasco and the splattered general. And we’d only been open four weeks.

— Oct 08, 2024 09:10AM 3 comments

Daniel is 84% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

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