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how is it that my eyes already want to be gouged out?

so like this book can be over please, harry and tessa broke up. I don't want any more of this.

'"excuse me?" I steal one of his famous lines'. yes, cause everyone knows the phrase excuse me wasn't used until harry was born

We are really doing this ya'll

THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

I FUCKING KNEW IT. JAIME IS A WOKE KING. A LEGEND. WE STAN

but i swear to god if I don't get a happy ending i will kermit

God, I hate homophobia so fucking much.

after that scene, I don't think Aristotle and Dante are gonna fall in love but that's what I thought this book was about.

The beginning of this book was strong and while I'm interested I also I am not enjoying it, it feels not over-dramatized just way to philisocial and shit.

I cannot believe what this story just did. what in the fresh fuck

WAIT. what the fuck just happened? oh my god i hadn't heard anything about this.

a little weird and philosophical for me

'whats a poncho?' 'a half-assed Mexican.' sksksksk

already so much more interesting than looking for alaska.

So I need to finish looking for Alaska but it's so goddamn boring.

Wow I love Enony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Honestly, J.K Rowling should take notes, Voldemort should've been wearing heels the whole time!

ah yes, everyone knows that iconic spell, Allah Kedavra by Voldemprt.

This is my fourth (?) time experiencing this excellence. thank you tara gilesbie

Voldemort gave me a gun.

Don't judge me this book is ART

'i cheated on her every day. in my mind,' Asshole. legit how to so many people love this book and just gloss over this.

THEY KISSED. ew. these two have officially reached into physically cheating on ellie.

'I fantasize about their breakup. How he could hurt her, and she could hurt him, and all of the ways I could hurt her back. I want to grab her Parisian-styled hair and yank it so hard it rips from her skull. I want to sink my claws into her eyeballs and scrape'

What the actual fuck Anna. Why did SP think this was okay?

Honestly. I'll give this book credit if it wasn't for the emotional cheating, the girl on girl hate, slut-shaming, and sometimes cringy dialogue this wouldn't be that bad of a book, but that stuff just overpowers the few good things this book has.

SUCK IT ATLANTA. GOOD NIGHT

Ew in this household we don't stan girl on girl hate