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I JUST WON A GIVEAWAY!!!! This is so exciting! Free stuff is the best!

No, Richard! The creepy ghost things are evil!!! Don't let your guard down!!

I don't know whether I want her to be with Dorian or Chaol and it's driving me crazy!

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I want to punch Jack. In the nose. Throat. Balls.

Is River just going to be scaring the fuck out of people? 'Cause that sounds like fun...

And they meet! Ensue sexy times... now!

I just bought "Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea". It's so pretty! ;D I haven't bought a book in so long; I forgot how amazing this feels...

I really don't like that athame. I also don't like how no one is telling Cas anything. He's the hunter; he should know everything he can because he's the one actually out there having to fight, not locked up behind books...

This is so bad, but I can't stop!

This book is weird...

I'm loving all the devious battle strategy; it's exciting! I want Aljandro and Ximena to just show up while Elisa is commanding her people and realize ow much of a badass she is!

Methinks Humberto has a tiny crush... Also, Lord Hector seemed to grow rather fond of Elisa... And the little prince got taken with her, too! The only man who doesn't seem to adore her is her husband...

The godstone in Elisa's stomach sounds beautiful and I want it... I also want her husband...

Lisbeth should bite Telaborian again

The Zalachenko Club is getting attacked from all sides... This is very exciting! First they were the ones with the conspiracy, now their getting conspired against!

Sybella should just gut every filthy traitor in the castle and ride off into the sunset where she meets up with Ismae and they hold hands and call each other sister(kind of like Morgause and Morgana from Merlin, but less creepy)and wear awesome leather bodysuits (think mord-sith) and destroy all of Anne`s enemies with the help of the rest of their sisters and live happily ever after!

Lisbeth is so cute with her hacker friends and their club! (I`m really hoping they fuck up the government...)Also, all the things Mikael has been doing to help her! The Knights of the Idiotic Table is the best thing ever!

Clary has already noticed that Jace looks nothing like anyone in her family... How long will it take for her to realize that he's not actually her brother (and them to make sweet sweet love all night long)?

I'm fine with Simon dying, but if Isabelle or Alec die, I will be so pissed (and probably ball my eyes out for a really long time)...

Clary is becoming a badass. This is exciting!
(also, I was kind of hoping that Simon would be killed off, but he's still here... As a vampire! Maia and him should get together...)

Jace is in prison. A seventeen year old boy was thrown into the worst prison with the worst criminals there is without trial and or having committed a crime. What the fuck is going on? Honestly, I was just waiting for Clary to barge in and bitch slap the hell out of that chick... (also, I don't understand how anyone could not like Jace... He's awesome!)

Clary's life kind of just sucks... Her dad is a major douchecanoe who killed her older brother when he was just a one year old baby, and her mother kept everything from her, including her own memories, which left her vulnerable to the inevitable attacks.

Is everyone in this world just a massive dickhead?

That was such a depressing ending... And there were no Deamon POV chapters at the end, which I always look forward to...

I knew Blake would betray them, and the only good thing that will come out of this is that, hopefully, Daemon will hunt is stupid ass down and kill him. Slowly.

I'm so scared to read this. I'm pretty sure that Katy gets taken or something...

I didn't think it was possible for Blake to get anymore creepier, but alas, he has. Sneaking into Katy's bed in the dead of night (and KISSING her!!) is super creepy! I can't wait until Daemon finds out and pummels his face in...

Ew, demons are nasty in this! What ever happened to sexy bad guys? I like my demons to have a yummy flesh suit! (and you can tell that I've been watching too much Suoernatural...)

Daemon needs to show up and punch Blake. In the throat. Hard. And Katy should kick him where it really hurts. Then they should set him on fire...