Beatriz Baptista > Recent Status Updates

mossy!! mossy!! mossy!!

it’s giving before the coffee gets cold 🙂‍↕️

eu: “vou pegar no livro mais pequeno que tenho para ler qualquer coisa fácil”
a senhora dona clarice lispector: 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

os agradecimentos 😭:

Additionally, I'd like to thank my earliest readers, among them my partner George.
George's unconditional love and support was imperative to the writing, editing and completion of this book, and will be to all further projects. Unless we split up, in which case, what a massive gaffe this will be, eh?

“I'm glad she's still quantifying how much she wants to do stuff by how many dicks she'd suck to do it. I have a very clear memory of her grabbing my face in Heaven and complaining about the fact we were in a gay club with no 'viable targets'. I'd suck twenty dicks to suck a dick right now, Irina.”

ela disse boy parts 🥹

“In the land of the borderline autistic, the man who can make eye contact is king. I've known Finch for three years and he's never looked me in the eye once.”

“Geordie girls are up there with Irish girls and Scottish girls; the black women of white women, you know?”

“I watch the young white people dance badly to the bloated old racist's music while I wait to get served. This is a white-as-fuck club, and I like... I know I'm white, but there's just a lot of white people White People-ing in a very small area, like it's just some very, very densely packed mayo, you know?“

“She liked Harry Styles a few years ago, and now she likes that white-bread, absolute fucking baguette of a lad from Call Me by Your Name.”

😭😭

tive que me obrigar a parar de ler socorro já não sentia isto desde o meu amigo murakami

omg lowkey está a dar vibes de earthlings mas vitoriano e menos tolinho

oh she’s a HATER