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He looks over, smile deepening. “I say we keep her.” “Who’s going to feed and walk her?” I say.
“I will,” he insists. “Every day. I promise.” COME ON.

“All we have to do is get married, and then stay together until they split up. And if they have kids, just have one more than them. If they get a
dog, we get a cuter dog. If they buy a new house, we get a mansion.” I’m living for this scene

Now I have to revise his whole image in my brain castle.”
“Do you mean ‘memory palace’?” I ask. Snort.

“And Duke is…?” “A large horse.” I snorted.

I love the chaotic brazenness of lying about having a partner then roping someone into a fake relationship for the ‘Gram. I think this version is slightly more believable than Yours Truly.

I wanna go to the Meatlocker with Gill.

Welp. Moving in with the ex-fiancé’s ex-boyfriend, that’s a forced proximity I didn’t see coming.

The Jordan almonds are a fun touch.

lol “…his high school buddy Scott with whom I’d finally managed to bond by reading the first four Dune novels” too real