Charis > Recent Status Updates

The idea that her very replaceable job is preventing her from dating this guy is actually laughable. Every time she goes on about the incredible risk as if it’s life or death and not just disappointing shitty parents makes my eyes roll.

Meh, this one might end up on the DNF list…

Aw her speech was so sweet, but I didn’t forget he’s driving Petra Jeep around town still. She might’ve forgot, but not me.

Peter would never sort recycling all night for the Read-A-Thon.

…Miles went to see her dad??? I’m sorry but ???

He’s confessing his love… in his ex’s Jeep. WHY MILES I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU

He realized he fucked up, but then he still traded cars with the demon?? boy math.

Wait, what WHY IS MILES HELPING PETRA my dude SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU IN A 3 SENTENCE NOTE do not pass go do not go back to that demon

“We got confused.” Man, if Daphne takes this wormy little dirt man back >.<

GTFO Peter BOY BYE

Landon not knowing The Mask, and Ashleigh saying, “Young people.” lol

Happy belated, Ashleigh! 😬🥤

This book is a beautiful ode to Lake Michigan summers.

Why does Miles have a literal Popeye tattoo? He’s 36, not 66.

Starfire. Snort.

This dress scene is hilarious omg

NGL Whiny Babies sounds like a super fun game.

Okay, this speech from Miles is … too much.

A senior prom?! He wants to help her find sponsors for the Read-A-Thon?! COME ON

I’m sorry but how did Petra ever choose Peter over Miles? It’s absolutely no contest - Miles is a fucking catch, and Peter is a wet wheatgrass drinking blanket.

It seems out of character that Daphne likes dancing?

“At five in the morning?” she says sunnily. “I’d rather eat aluminum foil. But you two have a blast.” I knew I’d like the sister.

“diabolically handsome” is gold

Oohhhh the sister arrives

Do we think Daphne’s mom is queer-coded with her CrossFit and friend Pam? 👀

After a moment, he says, “Okay, here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to be your tour guide.”
“I’m not doing acid with you, Miles,” I say.
“Good to know,” he replies, “but not the kind of tour guide I’m talking about.”