Rian *fire and books* > Recent Status Updates

Whoever invented alone time did not have a best friend as interesting as I am.

The people we remember are the ones who decided how our maps should be drawn. Nobody remembers who built the roads.

Oh I feel like they're gonna use it and she won't survive.

It's weird to go from near daily emails about Goodreads giveaways to 1 a week.

Because inbreeding is gross.

YYYYYAAAAASSSSSS

POTENT ANTIODOR. GO DR. CHEF.

The title makes total sense now

Audiobook! Yay!

I'm just starting The Long Way To A Small, Angry Planet and can't remember the book description. I just remember my coworker saying it's like Firefly. Here's the thing. I could turn it around and find out. But instead, I'm going just read it. Ya know... surprise myself.

"What a pleasant happenstance!"

Ruby honey, you're a drama queen.

"But do remember — if you bleed to death, I don't get promoted and I have to clean it up."
"Your priorities are spectacular."

"But do remember — if you bleed to death, I don't get promoted and>/I> I have to clean it up."
"Your priorities are spectacular."

Is Scarlett actually Lavender??

Oh Callie... you naive fool. Scarlet just got you to give it up!

I'm sincerely thinking Tilda is putting on an act for Callie and that's this will be "her best acting ever".

Guys. Guys. GUYS.

I won a giveaway and it arrived in two days. Do you know how much it costs to do overnight to Alaska? (Because that's basically what they had to do for it to have shipped Wednesday and me to get it today.)

It costs a butt load. This is literally the best gift ever and I can't wait to read The Address.

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH CALLIE OMG THIS IS CREEPY AND WEIRD AND I'M JUST NOT OKAY.

When you unknowingly become friends with someone who is German so now you're using google translate to understand their statuses.

WHAT THE FUCK

So last month I made a goal to read 20 books. I instead read 11. I'm okay with this. It was a stressssssful month. Especially this last week.

But because I'm not a quitter, this month will be another challenge of 20 books. I'll probably keep doing this until I get it.

I find it so rude when people write a review and spoil the end of the book without having the review marked as "this contains spoilers."

No where in the book description did it say who did this or that or that it had an open ending and now the magic of reading it myself has been soured.

This is a community. Look out for your fellow book lover!

You look—you know how you look. I don't have to inflate your bratty ego. You look terrible. That's how you look. Like you didn't go to sleep until 2 AM.

I think I pulled my ego running.