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AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh this is going to be fun

AHAHAHAHAHAHA oh this is going to be fun

Deception.... disGRACE!!!!

There’s always a Lion King reference to be made

This is super cool and ominous sounding!

Okay book Leah and movie Leah suck. But I won’t lie, I was pretty chill with book Martin and but movie one SUCKSSSSSSSS

For real Nick and Leah? You’re complete assholes for not telling him.

I really don’t like Lea. Like... she sucks.

I really don’t like Lea. Like... she sucks.

Alucard getting drenched because Lila and Kel are making out is my new favorite thing.

Oh how kind. The husband will know what to look for in a pregnancy...

“Funny, with all the talk before of curing homosexuality and conversion therapy, no one ever thought of the foolproof way of getting gays in line: take away their kids.”

My god. This line is just agony to think about.

I’m good with hard things. Just ask your BROTHER.

Marc Anthony is in the shower? To the oglemobile!

URSULA FOR THE WIN.

Probably the best scene too.

Round two with the audiobook!

Round two with the audiobook!

I’m enjoying this more than I thought? And I’m smiling a lot?

Color me shocked. BN picked a good one for the book club.

I’m only reading this because I’m not being paid to do a book club for it tomorrow at work. Waiting till the last minute lol

I’m screwed.

I’m only reading this because I’m not being paid to do a book club for it tomorrow at work. Waiting till the last minute lol

I’m screwed.

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS GIFT. That’s how long it’s been since I read this series and now I’m just crying so hard right now.

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS GIFT. That’s how long it’s been since I read this series and now I’m just crying so hard right now.

YAS WITH THE QUALITY SEX TALK.

Okay tbh it’s not talking but I swear the lovely Jenn Bennett knows what it means to teach these young teens reading her book what good relationships look like. With a dash of sexy times.

YAS QUEEN YAS!!!

Jenn Bennett is taking those leap to normalize teen sexual behaviors and not make them taboo or ‘ewwie’ and this is important to me

Was that a... yeah. That was the most subtle and amusing Hunger Games reference I’ve ever seen. GO JENN BENNETT.

“What are we supposed to do? Play wise old crones and have tea?”

“Another child is dead. So, yes, go put the kettle on.”

Omg. It’s time.

The only vengeful deity in witchcraft is yourself.

Who needs books when Penelope is on Netflix? One of my absolute favorite movies.