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"The girls were watching a baking competition about Long distance couples who'd never met having to cook in their significant's other each other's kitchen before meeting in real life for the first time"

Why do I want to watch this fictional show?

Why did he have to call her "little girl"? I don't like that

"Sylvia, why are your cheeks so red?' 🤭

I was not super excited about Sylvia's story before, but it's really good so far

A good girl by day, a "bad" girl by night

The male narrator deserves a raise

"It's almost like all he wants is for me to be happy... Odd"

🫠

She's a soup girly and I love it

"Ever since I've met you, it's like every part of me has healed a little bit"

Another Winnifred?!? You have to be kidding me

No wonder she hates him, young Oliver was something else

I'm sorry, but who names their kid Winnifred?

are you kidding me? "it's a proximity thing?" ugh

Started great, now not so much...

"We're being paid in BTS photocards! How serious can it be?"

"I don't understand. It's been 2 days, but not a single call!"
Scarlett had some inkling as to why, but the vampire would likely be upset if she said why. Generally, she did not like making him upset... unless she was in the mood to do so. For instance, when she felt like being entertained and not paying for said entertainment. Why pay for a movie when Scarlett had a best friend who could be equally as entertaining?

"Well, you eat brains. What do you know?"
"I can also eat delicious sweets, unlike someone I know."
He dramatically grasped at his chest, his mostly unbeating heart under his palm "How could you?!"
Octavius' despair at never being able to taste, to savor solid sweets again, hit him like... well, much like that truck had hit him the last time he had driven. He still had hot chocolate, but it wasn't the same!”

Why is the paper black?

Just for fun

Okay, but why are the other 4 boxes... also all black?

Well, you see, we are The Undead Detective Agency. And I thought, why not stick with the spooky theme and only use black paper!?
I did then realize the issues we would have... So, I, being the smart person that I am, bought printers that print in white!

You couldn't have just returned the paper?

But the theme!

"Why rent one space when you can buy the whole building?"

"What do you do in this castle for fun?"

"Work"

"You will eat, or I'll feed you myself. And while that's something I'll greatly enjoy, I have a feeling you would not."

"Impatiently waiting, B"

So far, so good

I just DNF'ed my 3rd book in a row, this is a bad sign

#when the FMC is a book lover