« When I was in college, I had a list of what I wanted in a husband. A long list. I wanted a registered Democrat, a bridge player, a linguist with particular fluency in French, a subscriber to The New Republic, a tennis player. I wanted a man who wasn’t bald, who wasn’t fat, who wasn’t covered with too much body hair. ... Then I grew up and settled for a low-grade lunatic who kept hamsters »
— Jul 29, 2020 07:37AM
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