Lorcan McClenaghan-Rees > Recent Status Updates

he’s a 10, knows how to write long, unwinding, syntax-altering sentences (way better than saramago) but writes every female character horifically in a way that makes you crawl and cringe

this is getting painful

just yammed a corn dog

Dear Frau Milena (yes, this heading is becoming burdensome, although it is something to cling to in this uncertain world, like a crutch for sick people; but it's no sign of recovery when the crutches grow to be a burden), I have never lived among Germans.

i’ve got that taste in my mouth again

not reading enough of this cus i'm so low on energy after these last-week-of-school work shifts... but tomorrow is my last full day!!

Gonna be so annoyed I won't be able to recite some of these pages on command